Some of my fellow students seem to think that if you can't post promptly on topic, a shotgun will have some effect. I made the mistake of looking one more time and was caught by the shotgun.

Shotgun: I don't understand why you said this and such. That doesn't make any sense.
Me: I was trying to say this and that, not this and such. Explanation. I'll try to clarify my original statement.

Me: Hey - I did say this and that, not this and such. Grrr.

I give up. I'm going to bed. Anybody who insists on posting 29 critiques in an hour and half doesn't deserve to be rebutted.