A solution, of sorts...

Unless one is sending cards to good friends and family, many people have been stumped on how to send Holiday cards without the effect of offending the very people they are trying to get to think kindly of them. Most have simply shifted to the generic "Happy Holidays".

J got a card from his university's alumni office that solves the whole problem: Happy Thanksgiving and a Joyful New Year.

Skips right over that pesky problem altogether.